I caught a rocket up to Mars City in 2039. Things were getting pretty hot on the west coast, the organlegger crew I ran with, the Alabaster Abattoir, was in rough shape. Tamanous was cornering the organ market, we were getting shot up by rival gangs, …
The man himself! Or so he'd like you to think. A caucasian male human in his mid 40's, 1-Shot Wade (supposedly named in mockery of his abysmal aim) is the leader of the [[Problem Children | Problem Children]], one of the up and coming street gangs cutting …
Fat Carl is indeed fat-mostly due to the quality of his famous subs, which are surprisingly affordable for the decent ingredients he uses. The meats and cheeses might mostly be soy, gluten, algae, or kelp based, but boy are they quality. In his 60's now, …
A charismatic and popular leader, who inspires great loyalty in their soldiers. Yoleus undergoes gender reassignment surgery every few years, and is currently in a female phase. Under her leadership, the [[Mad Martians]] have earned a reputation as the …